Drum Roll, please.
WE DON'T KNOW, BITCHES! Since no one donated their lovely Asian face to us, we can only surmise what ethnicity our guest model is. We are 99% sure that she is either Japanese or Korean. One GMAF member explains: "She has the round face and high cheeks bones of a Korean." Statistically, Korean seems the most likely answer, as there are 1.56 million Koreans versus 1.32 million Japanese in the U.S. The Onion is also based in New York, which has a substantially higher number of Koreans. The West Coast is more Japanese, duh. For now, we'll just go with this: She's American. The end.
